There was once in my
life a seedy pub, on a seedy street, which did not encourage strangers. The
landlord was tired of it all, waiting for the brewery to bribe him to retire,
and content with a customer base of half a dozen old men.
One of these old men
was my Father, who was dying, so I went to the pub to try to encourage him to
eat. The landlady was not jaded at all, and willing to cook lunches, in the
unlikely event of her being asked to. My
Father had collapsed in mind and body after my Mother had died the year before.
He would attempt a lamb chop with chips and peas if it was put in front of him.
Apart from my Father,
the only other people who ate there were a pair of young secretaries from the
law practice across the road. Every week day both of them would demolish an
enormous lunch, each talking so furiously together it was hard to see where
they found time to shovel their food in. It was a delight to witness such greed
for life, under the circumstances.
What passing trade
there was came in to use the pay-phone. It is hard to conceive of now that cell
phones are ubiquitous how suddenly they have overwhelmed us and how recently it
was that you had a home phone or nothing, and the people who had nothing
thereabouts had to come in and boom their personal affairs across the empty
saloon bar. One of the nick names the old regulars had for the pub was “the
largest phone booth in London”.
One lunchtime when I went there was a woman at
the phone, about thirty, dressed in sweatpants and a green t-shirt, with dyed
blonde hair tied back. She sat hunched on a bar stool to defend her privacy but
so angry that everyone could hear her. “Where were you,” she said into the
receiver, “you said you’d be around in half an hour, so I stayed all night but
you never came.” I bought a beer and went to sit beside my Father, on his left
side, because he was deaf in his right ear. The radio was on, tuned to a
station playing 60s songs, not the stuff we remember like The Beatles or the
Kinks, but songs that were actual hits in the 1960s, Perry Como, Petula Clarke,
Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood. Deaf or not my Father heard nothing, I could
not help but hear the woman. “Because you said you’d be around in half an hour,
that’s why I’m so angry. I could’ve gone
out myself but I wanted to see you and you said,,,” she was interrupted and
grimaced as the man on the other end
line spoke to her. Then she interrupted him. “But you said you’d be
around in half hour....” The landlady bought my Father a lamb chop with chips
and peas. My Father unwrapped the knife and fork from their paper napkin but
showed no enthusiasm. The woman on the phone sat up smiled. “Ok, ok, that’s
great,” she said. “I’ll see you soon then, when? In about half an hour? Yes,
I’ll be there.”
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