Would your rather be a witch or a fairy for a day?
A witch! There are some politicians in this country who would become the literal toads they are.
A fairy. Fairies get to fly around, pull pranks, and attend all sorts of fairy bacchanalia. Witches simply play around with brooms, construct houses out of baked goods, and stir huge cauldrons of mysterious mixtures. Sounds like a drearily domestic lot, I'd say.